Come PARTY with us EVERY Sunday Night @ Red Violin. 231 Bourke St, Melbourne

"Parlour Tricks" is presented by ZEBRA

"Parlour Tricks" is presented by ZEBRA
keep an eye on the ZEBRA section of Inpress each week for updated TPC gig listings and party pics!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

TPC & Zebra Presents The "Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas Ho-Down" Party + Inked Up Hot Boyz "Deez Nuts" & Crew After Party!!!




Its already that time of the year for the festive celebrations to begin!
If you wanna bang it out for a BIG ONE with TPC & FRIENDS come down 2 the RED VIOLIN tomorrow night...

FREE ENTRY
231 Bourke St, Melbourne City

DJ's
25th Hoodlum
Liz Smalls
Peril
& TPC

So come get pissy and loose with us before Santa hits town!!!!

xxx TPC xxx

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Good Things Take Time.. Usual Suspects debut album "Hire Learning"


One of my favourite rap duo's from NZ "The Usual Suspects" consisting of Saia & Sam, both talented artist's who i am happy to see heavy on their grind with an album to share with us! How exciting. And if you haven't heard of these guy's before (not to be confused with Nesian Mystik...lol!) they're are apart of the hardworking stable of crew Breakin Wreckwordz and have 10+years of experience behind them, trust me you wont be disappointed. So go check them out for yourself...

Their debut 12 track album "Hire Learning" has come as an early Christmas present for all and best of all ONE track A DAY is up for FREE DOWNLOAD starting from DECEMBER the 13Th so, you've probably got some catching up to do... But that's cool because its all on their blog site to peep and download...

Get the first 4 TRACKS HERE and keep following every day after to get the rest until you have the full album all for yourself! + You can read up all about the boys and get educated on "The Usual Suspects" and keep up to date with their hustle.

All the best guys! Much love from Hyclass...

xx TPC xx

"Boozed and Booshie with TPC"

This fortnights "Boozed and Booshie" just went up on the Fat Kids Blog. to peep the story head to http://www.iamfatterthanyou.com/

for those who only like pics, here's a sneak peek at our night......
shout outs to Astyle and Andrew Montell for looking fine as Hell! (and surviving a little TPC sexual harrasment)
mad props to Peril, Paris, and all our girls who made the effort to roll through.
Call of the night belonged to Ken Hell - "How good is gettin paid for shit!!!"
fuck yeah!.......love your style kid





Soulclap happens every Saturday night @ Element Lounge - 85 Queen St, Melbourne

Resident Dj's include Astyle, Peril, Ever, Matic and TPC's very own, Kate Jean

For discount guestlist email trifeparlourcrew@gmail.com

Monday, December 14, 2009

“It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.”

Oh and indeed it CAPTURES MY ATTENTION!

I have to admit i am the first one NOT to shy away from giving out the compliments in the "beauty" department. Why should i be anyway? How can you pretend to deny or make up some sort of excuse for your 10seconds of staring or front like your not recognizing when everyone else can see that you are? I don't see the point really, life is full of short mini moments that come and go that if you don't act on your reactions that you may never get the chance to ever again. Hence the reason why I'm such a loose bitch, blurting it out how i see it to whoever i feel needs to hear it. Whether they're male or female, old or young, short or tall, fat or skinny, eye patch or missing leg... If i think that you are BEAUTIFUL then YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT IT... Trust me! And it comes from a sincere place and yes, even if i am stumbling around a bar and you hear "YOU ARE FINE AS HELL" i mean it!

And AS FOR PERSONALITY CAPTURING THE HEART...

That indeed is VERY TRUE. Hence the people who are in my life, old and new... Everything about your person, inside and out... Has what kept you close and dear to me. And i am proud to have these people in my life... Because they remind me that "the good is real" and that friendship & relationships are deeper than the outer makings of who they're but it is everything... The ability to relate, debate, be true to yourselves and own every inch of who you are... Even the shit that drives me crazy, RESPECT. & Yes, the ones you love for the most can drive you insane. But what is any good relationship without any craziness? HM i don't know of one Ive ever had that's lasted so long without some of that lol.

So yes, it definitely goes both ways. But I'm lucky to have people that i love be a combination of both eye capturing beauty and the stuff that makes your heart go all warm and gooey. Y'all know who you are!

xx SUEZ xx

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Tonight!! ZEBRA and TPC Present "Parlour Tricks"

Somehow we survived the Soulclap relaunch last night. The evening was KILLER CRAZY!!! We had so much fun but the hangovers today are pretty hectic.........but we all know there is only one cure for a hangover....KEEP DRINKING!!!

And darlings, we are. Cracked the bottle of red at 3pm and at 7pm tonight we'll be rolling down to Red Violin for yet another week of Parlour Tricks Boozy, Boozehag fun.

Tonight we're joined by Louie Knuxx before he heads off for his national tour and head doughboy himself, 25th Hoodlum, aka Shayne Hood

7 til 3am
Red Violin
231 Bourke St
Melbourne
(opp JB HiFi and near The Carlton Club)

FREE ENTRY all night and over 7 hours of hip hop, crunk, pussy poppin, ass shakin, club bangerz

Saturday, December 12, 2009

SOULCLAP Relaunches TONIGHT!!!!

If you're in the Melbourne area tonight and down for some new school urban/hip hop there's only one place to be...

Come join Trife Parlour Crew at the relaunch of Soulclap, Melbournes longest running and most sucsessful Urban music club night. Created and overseen by Hip Hop Pioneer, Dj Peril, roll through to see some of this cities finest Dj talent.

Resident Djs Matic, Astyle, Crusador, Ever, Peril, Filosepher (and Me! eeek!!!)

ENTRY:$10 B4 11PM$15 G-LIST$18 GENERAL
10pm til 4amElement Lounge - lower level 85 Queen St

PLACE YOUR G-LIST ON...infostreet@netspace.net.auor sms only on 0432644229LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NO. OF PEEPS!

So if you're out early, roll through and catch me 10 til 11pm kicking off the night.

Kate Jean xx

How did we forget!!! M.O.P pics 28th Nov @ The Espy

Sat 28th we caught up with the guys from M.O.P for our first "Boozed, Booshie and Backstage with TPC" segment for The Fat Kids.

and for those who just like to skim pictures, here's a glimpse of our evening with the boys.....

Friday, December 11, 2009

Up the proverbial Duff....

Calm down Mum.....no i'm not. But a close friend of TPC is thanks to an exboyfriend claiming "condoms kill my erection"

Is it just me or is sex something enjoyed by both genders but the responsibility only really endured by women?

-why is it generally only woman who are concerned about birth control?
-why is it that women are the ones shelling out dollars each month on doctors bills and medication just to stay on the pill?
-and for those who are physically or ethically unable to live a life on the synthetic hormones generated by the pill, why is it up to them to ensure the use of condoms?

-why is "pulling out" still an acceptable means of birth control when we're all intelligent enough to understand that "pre cum" creates babies too?

Personally, i can't take the pill anymore. after years on it my body shut down, swolle up like i was 7months pregnant, i had hot and cold flushes like a menopausal 40yr old and my mood swings were beyond belief.......i gave my body 12months without it and as soon as i went back on i puffed out again and turned into psycho, hormonal nightmare lady.......after numerous trips to my doctor we've both agreed that its not for me.....

and for many women it isn't....try side effects like larger breasts, weight gain or loss, reduced or increased acne, nausea, emotional sensitivity right before your period, mood swings throughout your cycle ,irregular bleeding or spotting, breast tenderness, (and possibly most important to the men reading)decreased libido.....

Whist i've suffered months of night sweats, swollen stomach and hideous mood swings in order to discover which type (if any) of The Pill, suit my body, i really don't feel the same kind of dedication from men.......

Yes we know sex with a condom is like getting a massage with a raincoat on. Yes we've heard the line about "wearing a condom in uncomfortable"........honey being pregnant for 9 months and giving birth is fucking uncomfortable too! grow some balls and man the fuck up
If a man says that he is “too large” to fit into a condom, open one up, put your hands together (like you’re clapping), roll the condom over your hands, then spread them apart about 12 inches wide – ask him if he is bigger than that!......and if he say he is, tell him TPC want to see him at Trife Towers asap for a physical inspection....

swindle launch!!



new store on the b block!
launch party on wed night! free champers, beer and sweet deals fo reals made for a fun and trashy night (ummm well trashy for me)
232 brunswick st fitzroy
stocking obey/the hundreds/keep plus more.........

drop in, say hi to lizzie, mat and the posse and check it out.





















Still Here.....

The last couple of months we've been kinda slack on the blog front....in fact we've been kinda slack on the social front too.

We're taking a break from all things Trife over Christmas and staying on the downlow til late Jan/ early Feb when we've got more shows and projects kicking off.

Expect a blog revamp soon along with a few other things........

Our blog kicked off because all three of us were living in different states and we needed a way to keep connected with each others lives. Lizzie was causing a sneaker clad ruckus in Melbourne, Hyclass was holding it down with Speak Easy Crew in Perth and I was juggling a corporate Fashion Job by day and Door Bitch job by night over in Adelaide......with Hyclass and I now living together in Melbourne and Lizzie's return living under our roof, the purpose of this blog has kind of gone out the window because really, when you can sit together in your loungeroom and talk shit over a glass of wine, who needs to blog to each other?

As our club nights have grown and our "rep" has spread (be it good or bad), it seems that this blog has gone beyond a backyard project for three girlfriends trying to keep in touch. We are now visited by over 1000 people daily....some friends, some foe's......

In the space of 12 months we've stormed through the Melbourne club scene and stepped on more then a few pairs of toes with a well placed stiletto. We've never really cared "who's who in the zoo" and possibly to our own downfall, haven't gone out of our way to befriend the "socially influential"........as we've always said, we do things on our own terms or not at all.

In our time here we've encountered more than our fair share of haters.......some called out our crew and got cut when we stepped back. some ran their mouths when we got backstage at every show they wished they could get on the guestlist for. some called us sluts because we're honest and own our shit. some got cut because after stalking our pages and trying to have a crack they got shut down. some got defensive because they felt we were stepping on their turf and more than a few got shitty because they don't have the balls to rep the way we do (anonymous haters get fucked.post your name on a comment pussy and then we'll talk).

First and foremost, we do us......but step up and talk/act like shit and we'll call you out.....act like a douche and we'll call you out......pass comment on our race or gender and we'll call you out.......pull some double standard bullshit about our sex lives when yours is more than messy and we'll call you out. step incorrect in our place of business and we'll call you out.......

About a month or two ago, i met the man i want to spend my life with.......(i keep getting emails about why we don't post personal shit on here anymore so here you go). He comes from a scene i dont understand.....i'm still getting to know who he is as a person and untill i do i'm not about to launch head long into a social scene i'm not familiar with. I have the upmost respect for who he is as a person and what he's had the courage and persistence to build but i still sometimes struggle to understand some of what comes with that territory....i will eventually, just give me time.

TPC are what we are...personally, I am who i am. I don't have time for idle chit chat, i don't care what brand is in fashion, i'm not particularly fussed who you know, who you're down with or who you can introduce me to, launch parties/gallery openings shit me to tears and i don't want to waste a couple of hours of my life talking superficial shit in a bar about "whats cool" and to be honest........it will probably be my downfall of my life and professional career. And thats not to trivialize the importance of fashion, branding etc socially...its just not my thing and i've never been good at faking it. At heart i'm shy, i'm anti social and these days, unless i'm paid to be there, i really can't be arsed

My favourite person in this city apart from my crew is a homeless guy called Robert who i have lunch with every second Thursday and who's art i buy off the sidewalks of Melbourne. He'll never be able to hook me up a Dj gig. He'll never introduce me to someone who can book me a show in La and he'll never provide me with any form of social status....but every fortnight, despite the fact he probably hasn't showered since the last time i met him, he provides me with the inspiration and passion to keep on my creative grind. He's the realest human being i have ever had the pleasure of meeting and whilst passers by may look in disgust as i sit on the sidewalk with him, they have no idea the beauty and wisdom they are missing out on...

i like things and people that are real. i find beauty in rawness and obscurity.....and the more i find someone or something wrapped in brand/commercial/scene hype, the harder i find it to dig down and discover if there really is something beautiful at the core.......so generally, i just don't bother. Which is more of a judgement call on me than anyone else......maybe i've become socially lazy and isolated with every knock i've come across in life.

recently, i found someone who may read this and think this is a personal diss to them and all they represent....it isn't. its an acknowledgment of my love for you. its an honest answer to why i struggle sometimes participating in your world. its a self reflection on why these issues keep coming up between you and i and its a promise that, in time i will move past this.......acknowledging the problem is the first step right?

just like TPC, i'm a work in progress......things may be shaky but the foundations have been built and we'll get there eventually.

Kate Jean xx

Monday, December 7, 2009

Dr Lorraine Sheridan says the darndest things.....

"The Internet Stalker exhibits a familiar pattern of behaviour. Stalking often starts as a result of rejection; rejection rage and abandonment rage motivate the stalker to seek revenge through a predictable pattern of stalking behavior. The stalker, usually a loner and socially inept, becomes obsessed with their target. The stalking behaviour can last for years and the intensity of abuse increases over time."

love from Kate Jean, Lizzie Drew and every other girl who has had the displeasure of having you slime over them or their Facebook Page. xx

Monday, November 30, 2009

TPC X M.O.P X FAT KIDS = A 1ST OF ITS KIND!!!



TPC got up close and HARDCORE with one of Hip-Hop's favourite rap duo's of all time... M.O.P!!!

The write up, which will feature photos with M.O.P and part-interview & walk through with the entire crew on the evening of what was the LIVEST show in Melbourne city... And this will all be found on the FAT KIDS website www.iamfatterthanyou.com REAL SOON... SO KEEP THOSE EYES PEELED!!!

xx TPC xx

Kate-Jean Yard Sale & Lizzie Drew's RETURN!! Saturday 28th of Nov at Trife Towers!








Nothing like a last-minute yard sale to clear out the ever accumulating wordrobe of Kate-Jean's! So with a new season approaching it was time to get rid of the old... And make room for the new.
A 7am start & 3hours sleep for Kate and me awoken to the sounds of "HELP ME!" it was time for YARD SALE WORK!
And shortly after we were excited for the arrival of our lovely sugar plum muffin LIZZIE DREW! It felt like she had never left and now it was time to pull out the champagne, boom-box and have some fun while we hustle this brunswick yard sale, trife style.
Friends came and saw us, much love to the boy Maliek who hung out with his flossy self and got a little (lots) boozey! Our favourite orange giant Mr Heist himself & Holly Flux, your such a cutie.
At the end of the day we packed up shop around 3pm due to alcohol over consumption, lack of sleep, and shitty weather... And opted for our bedrooms for sleeping/physical activities to get us ready for the long night ahead of us!
YARD SALE PART#2 coming SOON!
xx TPC xx

Sunday, November 29, 2009

I got it Stacked like that...

<3

Friday, November 27, 2009

M.O.P In Melbourne City 2mrw NIGHT!!!


M.O.P are easily my favourite rap duo of all time.
That grimey street flow has always had me caught up! And ever since DJing ive always made it a point to play the shit that inspired me to RAP and the shit that makes you wanna chop heads off! Ugh! I love it love it.

And finally, the awesome cats at Joint Adventure & Basic Equipment Crew have blessed us with an 8 city stop Australian M.O.P TOUR!!! And its a FIRST of its kind. Big ups to these cats for bringing Christmas early for us M.O.P fans.

So if you know whats good for you then you will be THERE in the mosh pit... Getting your ANTE UP on!

& Its going DOWN at the Epsy 2mrw night, Saturday 28th of November
11 The Esplanade, St Kilda
With support from - Kings Konekted, Briggs, Ciecmate & Newsense, & DJ J-Red

See yall there for some HARDCORE!!!
All 3 original ladies of TPC will be there, dont MISS THIS!!

xx TPC xxx

No Tits, Thighs, Ass & GAP vs Tits, Thighs, Ass & NO GAP...








My verdict?
Well - If your into 13-year old boys then yeah... Get your no ass, no titties, no thighs, chicken legs & huge "hot" gap ON all you like!
But if you like the thickness or HM maybe more of a woman's body... Then that kind of makes more sense.

And dont try and tell me a girl whose a size 12 or 14 is "OLD SCHOOL" and gross either! (yes to the idiot security guard at our club, your such a loser! no wonder why you dont get any pussy you dumb shit! lol) Sure, no-ones saying go out there and get you some morbidly obese bitch on the verge of becoming the fattest living walking thing to exist on planet earth but shit, nothing wrong with some meat on those bones.
Doesn't matter though, theres always someone else around the corner down to take care of business if you ain't! Ha ha.

Btw, to all those "ASS" men (& women) out there, remember your girls TITS! Seriously, the amount of complaints we hear about the TITS getting neglected, its terrible! You peeps are really letting the team down. Pick up the slack yo! Just a reminder that for a lot of women the titties are hot spots, so get to sucking, licking, pinching, and flicking. We love it!! And to all you "TITS" men who forget about our THIGHS, omg. What the fuck?! Ha ha. OK its not exactly a hot spot, but for women who do have thighs its nice to have dude get all hot and heavy for them, you know the ol' grab em and tremble steez? Ha ha. Damn, i haven't had that in a long time *hint hint* But yes, we do love some attention there thanks! A good rub and stroke, even a good dig when your... Getting down on IT!

HM, so i guess the overall point of this post is just a reminder that EVERYTHING should be appreciated. And even if you do have a GAP and your body is a duplicate of a 13-year old boys body, so long as you own it - Its all good at Trife. I was just fascinated that GAP's were even on the list of whats "Hot" lol. But you know people, always coming up with new weird shit. Ha ha! Trying to be all "Next-Level" ha ha whatever... Just keep it real, the only GAP that matters is the one a bitch makes when she squats on your *BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP*

xx Suez xx TPC xx

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Summer of Gingerbread Man and The Spanish Prostitute....






I actually got some sleep this weekend

Monday morning and for once, despite consuming copious amounts of alcohol last night i feel surprisingly okay (although my liver probably feels differently).
I had an amazing weekend of rest and relaxation and it seems to have paid off (but ask me how i feel at about 4pm this afternoon and i'll probably be barely coherent)

Friday night The Gingerbread man took me down to Torquay. Even after having lived in Melbourne for a year it was still my first time out of the city. More importantly it was the first time i've seen the ocean in a year! So good to catch some salt air and sand!

So now i'm ready for more! Roll on Summer! More beach, more sun, more time with the boy, more wine, more trash talk with the wife and MUCH more for TPC!!

Lizzie Drew back in the Burn in 6 days! whooooo (maybe i'm still drunk?)

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

party innit!

i may be back in oz but i still rep london
and im here to keep all you overseas people up to date with the most pimp parties that are a'happenin because i do that for you all, my virtual lovers!
If you are in LDN this sunday coming (22nd) then you should check...

not just a tasty coconut delight but the best new sunday happy times for you dirty cockneys and what not!


WHITE KIDS PRESENT:THE BOUNTY LAUNCH ON SUNDAY 22nd NOVEMBER
downstairs @ DALSTON SUPERSTORE
117 KINGSLAND ROAD, DALSTON, E8 2PB
COME DANCE!!music policy: 90's hiphop, r'n'b, new jack swing, anything goes!
upstairs on the night: I LOVE THIS SONG hosted by JIM WARBOY
DJ's on the Night: Martelo (Santigold Tour DJ / yOyO),Dads Fave,Josey Rebelle,Carole,White Kids

MINI MIX TIME!!!:


add the White Kids on Facebook to keep up to date with all future parties:
radi you are hot gurl!
X

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Arty Party with Kathryn Collins

These pics found their way to our inbox late last week......photoshoot i did months ago for stylist/makeup artist Kathryn Collins............i love her work although its confronting seeing myself within in. Definitely prefer being a Stylist and not a Model
for enquires contact kat_collins_@hotmail.com